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Hg's Crazy Christmas Media Review

Once a year, I've started to look for the wildest Christmas music and media that I can get my hands on. Things that make you go "Christmas Spirit went a little too far this time." Below are my review of actual Christmas albums (and other random media) I have purchased.

Music Movies

Music!
Super Best Trance Presents: Xmas Trance
by DJ Kaya

Listenability: 5/5
Weirdness: 3/5

This was the album that prompted me to take a good, hard look at Christmas albums floating around out there. It's Christmas music. It's trance and techno. It's entirely imported from Japan (like all wildly good things).

No, I'm not entirely certain what possessed people to make techno remixes of traditional Christmas songs, but you know I'm totally here for it. And like all good traditional Christmas albums, it starts out with a classic: All I Want For Christmas Is You!

The album also contains a couple tracks I had never heard of before that entirely confused me (a track titled "Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence" being the most baffling addition - it sounds stereotypically asian, but that'll be a topic for later on in this list).

Overall, all of the covers of the traditional songs are pretty good. My favorite is probably Joy To The World, which has a good bop and lyrical talent not far off from a Jackson 5 vain. Overall, it's become a staple of my musical playlist around Christmastime!

Twisted Christmas
by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp

Listenability:
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Coming Soon

Christmas Raindance
by Various Artists

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Coming Soon

Movies!
Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence

Watchability: 5/5
Weirdness: 5/5

So after being very confused about why there was a pretty generic asian music track on my Japanese christmas trance album, turn's out it's the title and theme song for a movie!

A movie set during World War 2, in a Japanese prisoner of war camp in the Pacific. Because nothing says Christmas like a prison camp.

Also, it stars David Bowie. Nothing says Christmas like David Bowie.

Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence can be a relatively tough watch, being predominantly what I think was a Japanese film. It's predominantly in Japanese, and the directing and style elements of the movie leave a lot unsaid and to be interpreted by an astute and engaged viewer. It's also set in a POW camp, and the brutality of events comes across from the very first scenes.

The themes are good, and the whole movie works to juxtapose between the Japanese guards and leaders traditionalism and sense of honor and the European prisoners in their different sense of ideals. The entire movie is essentially set right around Christmastime in the camp, and builds up to the collision of ideals between the two factions.

This is not a typical Christmas movie - it's a heavy-hitting think piece that requires a decent amount of brainpower to slog through over it's 2 hour run time. But it's so out there and a relatively strong movie, it's worth a watch for sure. Also, they got David Bowie to say "I wish I could sing" as an actual serious line in the movie.